I can't believe those stupid birds live for so long

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Sweet, I got a gmail invite today from Wardo!
Still squatting at his house, the neighbours
are starting to creep me out. One of them
started talking to me in Mandarin yesterday,
I got out of there as quickly as possible.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Olympic commercials are great. According to the tv, and based on a true story, a Tim Horton's mug more easily identifies someone as a Canadian than a Canadian flag. Also, possession of said Tim Horton's mug not only insures admiration by all, but leads lots of people from lots of countries wanting to be friends with the mug owner. I must go immediately to purchase one. Better yet, I will write my MP to request that the camouflage on all Canadian combat uniforms be replaced with a montage of Tim Horton's images. This will quickly lead to world peace. Hooray!

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Somebody stole one of the potted plants in front of our house.
Our neighbourhood is GREAT!
I feel ripped off. Gmail where are you?

Friday, March 05, 2004


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